"A little boy who lived a sheltered life in the country came to town one Saturday with his mother and saw, for the first time,several bowlegged cowboys standing out in front of the general store. "Look at all those bowlegged cowboys!" the little boy exclaimed.
When he got home, his father punished him for the brash remarks concerning the cowboys by making him read Shakespeare one hour every day for the next several months.
When they returned to the little town months later, the same bowlegged cowboys were standing out in front of the general store. The little boy, without thinking, screamed, "Look at all those...." He corrected himself in the middle of the sentence and said, "Hark, what manner of men are these, who wear their knees in parentheses?"