Three Men were arguing over which profession was the oldest. Said the Surgeon: "The Bible says Eve was made by carving a rib out of Adam. I guess that makes mine the oldest profession," Not at all, "said the engineer. "In six days the earth was created out of chaos and that was an engineer's job." Said the politician: "Yes, but who created the chaos?"
Posted on September 29, 2016 at 1:49pm
A pastor was invited to lunch one day at the home of a well-to-do church member. To the pastor's surprise and that of his host, there was no knife fork or spoon at the pastor's plate.
The wife asked her young daughter why she had not placed any silverware at the pastor's place. "Oh,he doesn't need any," she answered.…Continue
Posted on June 13, 2016 at 2:47pm
"Why don't you give God the reins. He can do a better job of running your life than you can."
Posted on May 10, 2016 at 2:20pm
It's been said that; "The best way for the typical American family to get to know one another better is for the TV set to break down." I guess nowday's that should include the I-phone.
Posted on March 28, 2016 at 11:57am