A farm boy got a white football for Christmas. He played with it awhile and then kicked it over in the neighbor's yard. The old rooster ran out, looked at it, and called the hens to see it. "Now look here," the rooster said. "I don't want you girls to think I'm complaining, but I just want you to see what they are doing next door."
Posted on August 28, 2014 at 5:02pm
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."[Will Rogers]
Posted on August 20, 2014 at 9:35pm
A farmer fell and broke his hip while he was plowing,and his horse galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned carrying a doctor on his back. "Pretty smart horse," a friend observed later. "Well, not really so smart," the farmer said. The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian."
Posted on August 10, 2014 at 9:10pm
"Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately."
Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:14pm