The Sheriff of a small mountain town was also the veterinarian. Late one night the phone rang. An excited voice asked, "Is Lem there?" "Yes," his wife replied. " Do you want him in his capacity as vet or sheriff?" "Both," came the reply. "We can't get our bulldog to open his mouth and there's a burglar in it."
Posted on February 14, 2015 at 11:13am
A man with a balky mule had done all he could think of to budge that mule. The country doctor came along and said he had something that would start the mule. "Give it to him," the farmer said. "I'm worn out!" The doctor pulled out a long needle and gave the mule a shot. In a few minutes the mule perked up and dashed off at a mad run. The farmer watched the cloud of dust the mule left behind. "How much of that stuff did you give…Continue
Posted on January 23, 2015 at 1:09pm
Christmas shopping, though fun, can be difficult. Did you hear about the guy that bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas? A friend of his said, " I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where am I gonna find a fake Jeep?
Posted on December 18, 2014 at 1:55pm