The Cowboy's wife had twin daughter's. When the first girl was born, they named her "Kate." When the second was born they named her "Duplikate."
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Our church just held it's annual summer picnic. Mrs. Benson won the rolling pin throwing contest, and Mr. Benson won the fifty yard dash!!
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"One of the greatest things you can do for God, is to be the Cowboy or Cowgirl He made you to be."
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Did you here about the man from the IRS who phoned a certain preacher to say, " We're checking the tax return of a member of your church. Mr. Smith lists a donation to your building fund of $5000.00 Is that correct?
The preacher answered without hesitation, "I haven't got my records available, but I'll promise you one thing: If he hasn't, he…Continue
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An elderly cowboy wrote to a mail- order house as follows: "Please send me one of the coal stoves you show on page 317 of your catalog, and if it's any good, then I'll send you a check." Soon he received this reply from the company, "Please send the check first, If it is any good, then we'll send the stove."
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on March 24, 2015 at 8:39pm — No Comments
"A little boy who lived a sheltered life in the country came to town one Saturday with his mother and saw, for the first time,several bowlegged cowboys standing out in front of the general store. "Look at all those bowlegged cowboys!" the little boy exclaimed.
When he got home, his father punished him for the brash remarks concerning the cowboys by making him read Shakespeare one hour every day for the next several months.
When they returned to the little town months later, the…Continue
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on March 2, 2015 at 6:11pm — No Comments
The Sheriff of a small mountain town was also the veterinarian. Late one night the phone rang. An excited voice asked, "Is Lem there?" "Yes," his wife replied. " Do you want him in his capacity as vet or sheriff?" "Both," came the reply. "We can't get our bulldog to open his mouth and there's a burglar in it."
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on February 14, 2015 at 11:13am — No Comments
A man with a balky mule had done all he could think of to budge that mule. The country doctor came along and said he had something that would start the mule. "Give it to him," the farmer said. "I'm worn out!" The doctor pulled out a long needle and gave the mule a shot. In a few minutes the mule perked up and dashed off at a mad run. The farmer watched the cloud of dust the mule left behind. "How much of that stuff did you give…Continue
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Christmas shopping, though fun, can be difficult. Did you hear about the guy that bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas? A friend of his said, " I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where am I gonna find a fake Jeep?
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"Son, I'll give you a dime if you can tell me where God is," the atheist told the small boy. The boy's polite reply was, "I'll give you a quarter if you can tell me where He isn't!"
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on December 11, 2014 at 8:29pm — No Comments
Wishing all our friends at ICCAN a very blessed Thanksgiving Holiday. From all of us at Mike Vaughn Ministries, we thank God for you.
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on November 26, 2014 at 11:44am — No Comments
We had a great time at the Houston Roundup. We enjoyed all the music and ministry and met many new friends.It was such a privilege to be a part.
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on October 27, 2014 at 4:29pm — No Comments
"Farm is a four-letter word meaning a chunk of land, that if you get up early enough mornings and work at it late enough nights, it'll make you rich- if you strike oil on it."
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on October 27, 2014 at 4:19pm — No Comments
When you see three cowboys riding in a pickup truck you can always tell which one is the smartest... the one in the middle. He never drives and he never has to get the gate!!!
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on October 14, 2014 at 4:22pm — No Comments
When watchin a cowboy, don't look for perfection cause you won't find it. Instead, look for the try in his eye, the purpose in his path, and his faith in the Lord.
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on September 25, 2014 at 9:46pm — No Comments
There was a feller who always used scripture from the Bible to justify his deeds. One day a horse trader passed through the country and this guy traded him a horse with hives. After the trader went on his way, the wife said to her husband, "now I know that you always find scripture to justify what you do. Just tell me what scripture will you use to justify trading that sick horse?' " The husband replied- "He was a stranger and I took him…Continue
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on September 8, 2014 at 1:30pm — No Comments
A farm boy got a white football for Christmas. He played with it awhile and then kicked it over in the neighbor's yard. The old rooster ran out, looked at it, and called the hens to see it. "Now look here," the rooster said. "I don't want you girls to think I'm complaining, but I just want you to see what they are doing next door."
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on August 28, 2014 at 5:02pm — No Comments
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."[Will Rogers]
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on August 20, 2014 at 9:35pm — No Comments
A farmer fell and broke his hip while he was plowing,and his horse galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned carrying a doctor on his back. "Pretty smart horse," a friend observed later. "Well, not really so smart," the farmer said. The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian."
Added by Mike Vaughn Ministries on August 10, 2014 at 9:10pm — No Comments