Mike Vaughn Ministries's Blog – March 2015 Archive (2)

An elderly cowboy wrote to a mail- order house as follows: "Please send me one of the coal stoves you show on page 317 of your catalog, and if it's any good, then I'll send you a check." Soon he received this reply from the company, "Please send the check first, If it is any good, then we'll send the stove."

"A little boy who lived a sheltered life in the country came to town one Saturday with his mother and saw, for the first time,several bowlegged cowboys standing out in front of the general store. "Look at all those bowlegged cowboys!" the little boy exclaimed.

When he got home, his father punished him for the brash remarks concerning the cowboys by making him read Shakespeare one hour every day for the next several months.

When they returned to the little town months later, the…