Mike Vaughn Ministries's Blog – August 2014 Archive (3)

A farm boy got a white football for Christmas. He played with it awhile and then kicked it over in the neighbor's yard. The old rooster ran out, looked at it, and called the hens to see it. "Now look here," the rooster said. "I don't want you girls to think I'm complaining, but I just want you to see what they are doing next door."

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."[Will Rogers]

A farmer fell and broke his hip while he was plowing,and his horse galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned carrying a doctor on his back. "Pretty smart horse," a friend observed later. "Well, not really so smart," the farmer said. The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian."