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Stop Thief!

An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)

 

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and two 38's!"

 

I can't help but wonder if this is what some of those bewildered faces in the congregation are hearing when they are asked to turn to certain scriptures!

Thought this was cute. If you have any scripture humor please ad it. 

Help me put a smile on everyone's face.

God Bless,

 

Pastor Bj Stone

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Comment by Gail Beoussard on March 28, 2011 at 2:40pm
thats a good one we need the humor
Comment by Karmann Powell on February 15, 2011 at 7:54pm

We start our service with announcement by a stand up comedian.  If he's tired, he does the announcements sitting down (rim shot.  Thank you).  To have people laugh at the start of the service opens people up.  They are ready to worship.  Makes my job easier, unless I have to give the announcements.

 

Comment by International Riders For Christ on February 13, 2011 at 7:27pm

Amen!

Comment by Minister Bob Hicks on February 12, 2011 at 11:03pm
That's Good! Praise God that He has a sense of humor...

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