The heart of Oklahoma is baking, but on the upside, besides issuing another heat advisory the Health Dept. says it is now safe to eat roadkill, as long it's been out there forty-five minutes.
The drought is so bad in Oklahoma, I heard that some Baptist are doin Baptisms by Sprinkling, The Methodist are usin Wet Wipes, the Presbyterians are givin' rain checks and the Catholics are prayin' to turn the wine back into water. It's so hot, I saw a coyote chasin' a rabbit and they were both walkin'!!