International Riders For Christ's Posts - International Cowboy Church Alliance Network - ICCAN2024-03-28T09:16:40ZInternational Riders For Christhttps://iccanlink.ning.com/profile/InternationalRidersForChristhttps://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/2799156949?profile=RESIZE_48X48&width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1https://iccanlink.ning.com/profiles/blog/feed?user=13xd1ws8x8spf&xn_auth=noScripture, humor, and a messagetag:iccanlink.ning.com,2011-02-10:6284697:BlogPost:41902011-02-10T22:54:57.000ZInternational Riders For Christhttps://iccanlink.ning.com/profile/InternationalRidersForChrist
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<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>Stop Thief!</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that…</strong></span></p>
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<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>Stop Thief!</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>An elderly woman had just returned home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)</strong></span></p>
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<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and two 38's!"</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>I can't help but wonder if this is what some of those bewildered faces in the congregation are hearing when they are asked to turn to certain scriptures!</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>Thought this was cute. If you have any scripture humor please ad it. </strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>Help me put a smile on everyone's face.</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>God Bless,</strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<p><span class="font-size-3" style="color: #000080;"><strong>Pastor Bj Stone</strong></span></p>