The Sheriff of a small mountain town was also the veterinarian. Late one night the phone rang. An excited voice asked, "Is Lem there?" "Yes," his wife replied. " Do you want him in his capacity as vet or sheriff?" "Both," came the reply. "We can't get our bulldog to open his mouth and there's a burglar in it."
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